Thursday???

Thursday? Huh? Where did the time go?

Apparently I've been spending too much time on Perezhilton.com.

I wish I was half as Fagulicious!



Funny how someone so homofabulous could spend so much time focusing on Britney Spears vagina!!!

Wilkomen!

Welcome back from the Thanksgiving Holiday, A.K.A. The Official Start of Christmas!
You thought Christmas was a one day holiday, right? We'll unfortunately for you Christmas has become a holiday that celebrates itself for a good month, if not longer. It may be the warm weather this year, but I've noticed that more people have their Christmas decorations up already than ever before. To this I say: good!
Christmas brings out the best in people and you can always tell in the stores and around the office when people are in a holiday mood. As far as I am concerned, the more of this the better!
Heck, I'm cutting this post short so I can wrap presents! Merry Christmas Season!

Hump Day

It is Wednesday.

Hump Day.

Enjoy the Picture.

Passports Away!

I visited the local post office and filed for a new passport, something I haven't needed until this point because I haven't traveled outside the U.S. except for brief incursions into Canada and New Mexico.
Somehow, I expected filing for a passport would be as equally frustrating as a trip to the local license branch, but I was actually quite impressed with the quality of service and speed. So: I use this forum to give a shout out to the Post Office for doing something with an expected level of customer service. Yeah!

The Death of David Blaine

Via IMDB: David Blaine will spend two days in a spinning gyroscope before attempting to escape from shackles in his latest public stunt. The illusionist revealed his new plans for the New York stunt, which begins later this month, at a press conference on Friday. The 33-year-old will be locked spread eagle into a gyroscope before being dangled 50 feet above Times Square in New York. Blaine will be spun up to eight times every minute for two days, after which he will begin his attempt to escape. Adding more difficulty to the stunt, the 'open' gyroscope will leave Blaine exposed to the harsh New York winter. He says, "Just to make it more difficult on myself, I added a motor (to the gyroscope), so even when I'm sleeping there'll be continuous movement... I think I'm going to have to stay awake the whole time. This one's exciting for me. This one's a fun one." The charity stunt will benefit The Salvation Army.
Okay, am I the only one who believes this is going to kill David Blaine? Seriously, can you imagine what being spun around in a gyroscope for 2 days straight would do to your cardio system? I hope it rains the whole time as well so that this is like a masochistic version of waterboarding.
I for one will laugh when David Blaine falls flat on his face the moment he attempts to get out of this contraption. What a fool.

Not-So-Secret Crush

I have this major crush on Toni Braxton. Don't ask me why. Ever since that song "Your Making Me High" (was that the name?) I've just thought she was awesome.
But, I don't hide this fact from my wife, I embrace it! I would say she finds a significant amount of humor in it.
Now, the reason she finds it funny is because there is no way in god's earth that I will ever even meet Toni Braxton, let alone catch her eye. Therefore: the crush is funny and acceptable.
She has a crush on Jake Gyllenhal. Equally humorous.
Now, if we had crushes on people in our daily lives, this would be bad. So we don't.
Lesson: Celebrity crush okay, real people crush bad.
Now, if I was a celebrity that would change everything...

Password Protection

It drives me nuts when you have to choose a password for signing into something, and they let you know how "difficult" your password is. Personally, I always choose something that is considered "easy" but has no relation to me whatsoever. I laugh at the people that pick their address or phone number, but certainly finding an unrelatable word is just as good as a series of numbers, right?
For instance, for the longest time my father used the word "cantaloupe" as his password. No one, and I mean no one, would have guessed this as his password, but he could remember it simply out of the oddity it carried.
So, is there a problem with doing this? Are there really programs out there that are going to nail us for using "easy" passwords?
If anything, I imagine that the use of these ridiculous passwords does nothing more than cause an excessive amount of password changes because no one can ever remember their password! Sheesh!