Oh No You Didn't!

I've been writing this blog for what, like 4 months if that? How the HELL is it possible that when I checked my comments this morning I received this:

Askinstoo said...
Hi, i was looking over your blog and didn't
quite find what I was looking for. I'm looking for
different ways to earn money... I did find this though...
a place where you can make some nice extra cash secret shopping.
I made over $900 last month having fun!
make extra money

9:27 PM

I've got an idea "Askinstoo." Why don't you go Fuck yourself?
Would that be what you're looking for?
Could that make you extra money?

Now, I realize that I may be overreacting slightly, but what did I do to deserve this nonsense? I didn't place ads on my blog, I don't write this for money or fame, and I can't imagine anyone that is intelligent enough to read this blog and gather when I am being serious, when I am being sarcastic, and when I'm just trying to have fun would fall for that crap!

Don't make me turn comment moderation on, oh no I didn't!!!

I think I know why I am mad. I don't get very many commentors on this blog, and when I do I am somewhat excited to read what other people think about the dribble I posted the day before. So, when I check my blog early in the morning it brings a smile to my face to see a comment. ONLY TO HAVE IT PAINFULLY CRUSHED OFF MY INNOCENT FACE! AAGH!

You know, I didn't have this problem until I posted a picture of a non-blonde playmate. Clearly there is some hidden indicator there that, if analyzed, can reveal universal truths about civilization. (When did civilization begin? Exactly.)