Simple Clothes = ?

I'm the first to admit that I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy. That isn't to say I don't own a significant amount of business casual and dressy clothing, but if someone says, "hey, let's go out," I am more likely to put on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt than anything else.
So, my problem is that I've been running through the same general cycle of t-shirts for quite a few years now. For some odd reason all my t-shirts are developing holes in the exact same spot on the upper part of my chest, more like just below my neck. Does anyone else have this problem?
I used to get holes in the armpits, which can be disconserting when you have to raise your hand for anything, but lately that problem has gone away in favor of the hole-in-chest problem.
In the words of Britney Spears: "Huh?"
Speaking of El' Britney, Did I not call the impending doom of BritFed or what? I knew Britney's trist with Afroman was the beginning of the end!
Item 2 (or is it 3 now?): Why is it that when I searched for "Adriana Lima Jeans" I received a picture of Alessandro Ambrosio? Not that I am complaining or anything, but truth in advertising, please!
Item 4: Women look great in jeans, but almost always better out of them.

Words of wisdom, people. Wisdom to start the new week.